A Letter From The Desk Of Damon Davila

Dear credit card company rewards program,

I was only a handful of points away from earning a $100 Visa gift card and now you double the required amount of points? Really? Assholes! I mean come on now. Not fair. Not fair at all. I call shenanigans on this one.

Who am I kidding? This happens to me constantly. All the goddamned time. Why should I be surprised now? Well, despite that fact, I'd still appreciate it if you people at "Dreampoints" go fuck yourselves.

Thanks,
Damon